Parental Guidance

So, latest Indiana Jones movie. PG-13. "Admission will be granted to persons of all ages but that parental guidance is suggested in the case of children under the age of 13"

This does not mean you should bring your 5 year-old daughter to my screening, sit directly behind me in a nearly empty theater and then provide your parental plot guidance throughout the entire film in a tone that would be too loud for your living room.

1. Please don't bring your child if the plot is going to be utterly beyond them.
2. Please teach your child how to whisper, regardless of the film.

All I ask. Thanks.

By the way, I enjoyed the film in spite of the blameless little girl and her incredibly rude slouch of a mother. Went in looking for a fun ride and that's what it was. Three thumbs up.