'Winning' in 2012

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End of the World, Again

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Brace yourself folks. It's going to be 2 solid years of putting up with a frenzy from the "end of days" crowd. Hey, hysterical alarmist: want credibility? Sign over all of your worldly assets to me, effective the day after you say the world is ending. I'll give you a certificate and everything. Seriously. Call me.